Joe Pags had to expose Target for the dumb move it’s made with new “tuck-friendly” women’s bathing suits.
What better way to do it than in song. “Tuck Be A Lady, Tonight” – A Pags Parody
To be lady – Tuck
You can’t let things hang out
If time permits, head to the Target if you have any doubts
If you stand to pee, but you still wear the blush
I’ll bet you can stop by the store if you’re not in a rush
You might forget your high heels
But if your pants are tight
You can simply purchase a way to hide.
Tuck, be a lady, Tonight!