Joe Pags had to expose Target for the dumb move it’s made with new “tuck-friendly” women’s bathing suits.

What better way to do it than in song. “Tuck Be A Lady, Tonight”  – A Pags Parody

To be lady – Tuck

You can’t let things hang out

If time permits, head to the Target if you have any doubts

If you stand to pee, but you still wear the blush

I’ll bet you can stop by the store if you’re not in a rush

You might forget your high heels

But if your pants are tight

You can simply purchase a way to hide.

 

Tuck, be a lady, Tonight!